Conservatives in October 2016: It’s just locker room talk!
Conservatives in April 2018: This lady comedian is so vulgar!

Hi all! I haven’t been around much lately, so here’s an update. First up, the loveliness that is Catita:

Well, my first bit of unsolicited advice would be to lie down before the ear piercing begins, so you have nowhere to go but up! Also, maybe put in some good dense earplugs, because I remember the sound of the piercing gun being quite... well, piercing!

...or an impressionist’s view of a Klan rally.

I get off on fat humiliation videos, putting myself in the role of the person being humiliated. It’s based on my shame over my weight. It feels unhealthy sometimes, and I’m trying to move to a place where I can navigate the fetish without feeling extreme or abberant, so I’m going to watch this. I don’t have the…

And your proof? I’m a transsexual, so if anything I would be motivated to root for her being trans...yet I have no reason to. She doesn’t need to publish her testing results to prove anything.

You might be right (I disagree, but I might be wrong) if not for this:

Hey, Stig?

This tired-ass joke again?

Sorry, but even if Kanye is suffering from a mental illness, that doesn’t give him a pass. My father has schizophrenia, I still think he’s a hypocritical butthole for being a Trump supporter. Kanye is normalizing Trump-ism, that could end up actually hurting people.

I have to say, unless their decision affects his academic standing let them punish him even if it seems a bit over the top. Your kid is very likely soon going to be beyond your reach to discipline (away at college, over 18)so him getting some real consequences for behavior that you say could have involved the law…

If nothing else, I promise that picture will really, really, really bother him.

Yeah, and she’s also sitting a few people down from the woman her husband is still obsessed with locking up. All of this must be so awkward. (Of course, Hillary might have some wise words about how to handle it when your husband’s infidelities become national news.)

All this talk about how no one really cares about the third Royal baby got me thinking. As the youngest of multiple children, my parents didn’t really take an interest in a lot of my milestones either. (People tell me they missed out, but if you told my parents that, they would disagree because, hey, that’s what their…

goldendoodles are the best, especially the big fluffy nutz. Sorry to hear about the issues as that seems a matter of not enough walks & activity. You’re exactly right that the breeder should know better. That is very contemptible behavior on part of breeder — dooming that dog to a sucky life.

Who hurt you?

If you’re a certain age, a lot of first time adult pets are reaching the end of their lives.

They’re good dogs, Brent.

I am legit sadder about this than Barbara Bush.

I get it, but at the same time it’s hard for me to imagine that there would be no one in the extended family or a longtime servant who wouldn’t gladly take on the Queen’s orphaned corgi?