going for the “oh i didn’t see you there i was just walking off my boat in my fancy summer suit”

“It’s ok if we keep othering you because you lied to us and made us think you’re white. So we gave this part to a white lady. That’s what you get for tricking us.”

Fred Astaire and Lucille Bremer in Ziegfeld Follies.

Pausing for a second to contemplate the fact that TMZ’s hardball tactics could have led to Jenner’s suicide. This is not fun and games, this is dangerous stuff. I’m glad she made it through, and I join to chorus of congratulations.

Agents of SHIELD ftw!

Turn her on to Agents of SHIELD , if she’s old enough. Ming Na Wen and Chloe Bennett are both awesome.

I got giardia from rimming an English football player who had just come back from Mumbai. Never seen an ER doctor laugh so hard.

Katharine Hepburn has no issue with this casting...

Caitlin is the traditional Irish spelling, and it looks and sounds beautiful....the reason I named my gorgeous baby girl Caitlin 32 years ago.

Kate and Cait should be pronounced differently - Cait is supposed to be pronounced like “Kawtch”.

THAT’S HOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE SPELLED, WITH A “C”. The “Y” is the problem.

ISIS bride honeymoon resort chic.

Isis bride honeymoon wear, huh? That’s soooo edgy and cool man. I just love making fun of young girls forcibly raped, impregnated, beaten, starved, killed. Lovely.

Actually, he would because young white girls like white dudes with guitars and the ability to write a hook. How the fuck would you explain Adam Levine? The only difference is that Ed seems less threatening because he’s a Ginger and he looks like a Muppet baby.

Yeah. Ed wrote “Don’t” about Ellie Goulding.

In the immortal words of Miss Gertrude Stein (in regard to her hometown of Oakland, CA, but equally apposite here), “There’s no there there.”

Hate myself after, but would.

Tell your dad and brother that I say hello.

That’s a cute butt. It’s not great but would I? Yes.