Update to my update: they still gonna watch the cowboys, though. Cause apparently you gotta watch the cowboys.

Like he was trapped in this overwrought, performative, sort of pretentious bubble that he can’t escape from.

I would HATE Liam Gallagher if I knew him in real life, but I’m glad he exists! Endless entertainment.

I know. I’m not quite sure what she’s done to deserve petty criticism over her looks aside from...simply exist on TV?

For a while, she had a show that came on after SNL on Saturday nights, which she was excellent in; she would travel to cool places and do challenges, like eat interesting food or skydive, and she was just down for whatever and chill. I’d travel with her, lol

I would be prepared for eccentricities, but testicle flicking is beyond the pale.

That dog like looks pretty chill and confident tho.

My takeaway was Olivia Munn is trying very hard to make Olivia Munn happen. I appreciate the hustle.

His artistry, as he matured, at writing powerful lyrics, clean and unmelodramatic that spoke to human pain and heartbreak, were breathtaking: “I’m the only one living in my life ...” Unbearable loneliness and suffering of a mother’s loss. The music, the melody ... just a singular talent.

She’s a horrible wife for kissing her friend?

Fuck that Emmy, if I had abs like that, everyday there’d be a parade!

That’s very impressive, it’s not bragging if you’re doing it. Pull-ups in various grips were the last thing I went after because I have wonky shoulders that my trainer described as “huh?!?!?!?!” I’m up to 12-15 wide and neutral grip and I can do 3-4 sets of that with about 2-3 minutes rest in between. Then I go die. I…

absolutely 100% agree with you. We don’t even let people try kipping ring muscle ups unless you have MULTIPLE strict ones.

kevin hart’s wife should put all his favorite stuff on the top shelf

Yoooooo....I was just thinking about this yesterday. It’s not even so much that he cheated. It’s like yall have been doing the absolute most displaying your love for one another. Then you go and do this?....smh

I made the “Kevin’s black ass is going to cheat with a succession of lighter chicks” flowchart years ago. Before he blew up, he and I got into an internet argument on Young, Black and Fabulous when he made a “light skin girls can’t take a punch” and he was all, “My wife and daughter are dark skinned!” And I was like,…

You are more noble than I. If I were rich and famous I’d say “fuck you” to the daily struggle as soon as I could.

It could be a bad flare-up of eczema or psoriasis, or an allergic reaction to something.

High heeled flip flops were a Thing in the early 2000s and I wore the shit out of them. For people who ordinarily can’t wear strappy sandal heels because their troll feet are too wide and their toes stick out between the straps, this trend is a miracle. I eagerly welcome their return.

not to put too fine a point on it, but when the beauty pageant contestants and the comedians are the ones calling out the racist and inflammatory rhetoric of our president and not, oh I dunno, OTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, then there seems to be something deeply amiss with our country