Ha ha, I love the idea of your fat cat thundering around your apartment.

I’m pretty sure the loud thud Justin’s downstairs neighbor keeps hearing isn’t weights but Justin unfurling his dick from his sweatpants. He’s gotta let that thing breath once in a while.

I thought that Justin and Blac Chyna had drama with each other and was like

My mom, who hasn’t lived in a apartment in 50 years, can’t understand why I won’t consider buying a condo. It’s because if I’m going to live somewhere I can hear the neighbors fart, I want to at least have someone else responsible for fixing anything broken. If I’m going to sink my money into property, it’s going to…

why is lexilex making kardashian possessive?

Pretty stupid of Baby’s. Whether or not she tipped on a $24 bill, you can’t prove she didn’t pay in cash, and it only comes across as petty and vindictive. Not that anyone really cares—mountain out of a molehill.

Laughing my ass off at #Dutyfree. But let’s not pretend like these producers are not out here watering down Caribbean people music and then trying to call it “tropical house”.

Mozel! Glad it all worked out and you’re smitten with your kiddos. Sometimes things just work out! <3

This is what I was thinking. I get how kids can be a deal breaker but it makes me sad that they are presenting an otherwise happy marriage is over because they disagreed on number of kids. A truly happy marriage isn’t worth the sacrifice to have another kid, sorry. If the marriage is already salty then I could see…

I wasn’t even thinking about the possibility of having a second when I discovered I was pregnant again (mine are 17 months apart). I was freaking out at my obgyn appointment and she was “you know what? It’s a good thing this happened now, because you won’t agonize over it and wait until it gets more difficult to…

I didn’t have to make the decision as my second was a oopsie baby, but I totally saw myself unsure of what to do. And many couples I know have kids with huge age gaps because of their indecision. I think once you know what you’re in for things get a bit different.

I’m with Steve, most of my co-workers are fucking jackasses I want nothing to do with, they’re constantly pressuring me to eat shitty donuts and responding to e-mails with a rainbow Comic Sans-fonted single-worded THANKS followed by a signature line with 3 or more Bible verses.

So does this mean I will get to perform with Dave Gahan when I see Depeche Mode in a couple of weeks?

the secret to a “happy marriage,” and she said, “Alcohol, sex — lots of sex.”

Grown-ish is a much better title than College-ish. That one was too hard the day.

I hope this show is the the shade-fest I know it can be with Kara’s writing and Yara’s delivery.

It’s not like she bought half of Hormel and started screaming about the glories of Spam. She bought it because she believed in it, and now she’s pushing it because she believes it. You can actually be honorable and a spokesperson (look under “Kardashian” for the other extreme).

Yes she is definitely caking off of this. But also, I do think even though there are monetary/corporate interests in it (and that’s no doubt why Taffy got the interview), she still has a unique perspective as the person whose weight has been the most scrutinized of anyone I can think of in the modern era!

I’ve been exercising and trying to include more fruits and vegetables in my diet because I noticed it makes me feel better. I noticed my body is growing stronger and I can do more. I went from not being able to do a plank at all to doing one for 15 seconds. Focusing on weight made me feel discouraged. Focusing on…

It’s profoundly irritating when perfectly normal, ancient things without a cost - like meditation and occasional fasting, things humanity has been doing for thousands of years, because they work - get sucked into different movements that suddenly have a price tag, and swamped in woowoo nonsense, especially when made…