John Oliver just did a marvelous piece in response to Jones’ accusation that Oliver takes Jones out of context when reporting on his insane ranting. Turns out that Jones’ imagined conspiracies are very closely tied to the crap he’s trying to sell on his website. Oliver is so good at turning his critics’ words against…

What is infuriating is this fuckwit makes enough money on gap-tooth conspiracy theorists that he can afford to go to Hawaii. 

I read the description exactly as Angelina is saying it happened, and so did most people I’ve seen on the internet. They admit the point was to see which (poor) kid had the strongest reaction to being presented with a pile of money and having it taken away. They picked the one who genuinely burst into tears at what…

It is really weird to me that a woman with her background trying to help advance human rights, and a whole truckload of children who she presumably empathizes with, would be as tone deaf as Angelina Jolie here. That statement is top-level missing the point.

Am I out of touch for not knowing who these very attractive folks are?

Probably just flasks...

Yeah I’m no Bieber fan but I don’t think this incident was his fault. Like, if you’re a paparazzo and you’re tailing a celebrity who gets into a car and you’re right behind the car to get a shot as the car is pulling away along with a bunch of other photographers, it’s on you if you get run the fuck over.

That Rock picture just made my morning! Thank you!

“...and when there was one set of tire tracks?”

Yes, I believe they call it “melanin.”

Though I do generally love living in California anyway, thinking that I won’t have such easy access to good tacos does give me pause when I consider relocating to other states for work. I’m not even kidding.

There is NEVER enough Prince Rogers Nelson.

He could have voted no by staying home. He’s coming back to vote yes.

But perhaps McCain’s illness will encourage some rigorous self-reflection, and at last, a change of heart. Perhaps he’ll realize that in his last years, he could take a meaningful stand against his increasingly brutal party—and help to save lives in the process.

Leah Griffin is a true hero.

Hmmm, Wonder Woman did great, now Girls Trip is opening strong. It’s almost as if movies not aimed at men ages 18-24 can STILL MAKE MONEY.

Hollywood needs to take notice...female led movies DO make money, and this is a movie with four black female leads!! Enough with their antiquated notions. Women of all shapes and colors are getting it done at the box-office.

Pretty sure that banana and tabasco has toppled the previous reigning champ of “grossest sandwich I’ve ever heard of,” peanut butter and avocado, which someone ordered this in front of me when I was in line at my fave sandwich place years ago (the cashier and I made horrified eye contact over the person’s head) and…

Hopefully, you will never find yourself in the position of having to accept the reality that the child you or your partner carried needed to be let go. Obviously, I don’t believe they’ve been making the best decisions for him or for themselves, but as a parent myself, I don’t have any trouble empathizing with their…

I would think a honeymoon would be less fun when you’re apparently trailed by a full hair and make-up team, a stylist, and a lighting specialist? Although these are Hollyweirdos so maybe it’s more fun?