Everyone needs to watch this video of Tiffany Haddish taking about taking will and Jada on a Groupon swamp boat tour.

She is a goddamn ageless beautiful vampire.

Looking like Jason Statham is always a plus.

The way I look at it, unless you see the person who dropped the cash, it’s yours. Because if you hand it in to someone in charge, chances are they’ll pocket it themselves. So in that case, keep it because who can spend money better than your own self?

I’ve have never heard of her before, but I’M IN. The outfit, the big hug, the swamp story, “God provides”...! Can’t wait to see the movie and I hope she becomes a big star.

Giving us Tracey Morgan realness, without the insanity and drug comas.

This kinda reminds me of when i was single for 6 years in my mid-thirties. Granted i am *definitely* not Charlize Theron level in any way but would get a lot of strange looks by people for being single.

I hadn’t heard about the Juice’s juicing, but it turns out I was ok with that lack of knowledge...

You did the right thing. Some dude had dropped some cash on the train station, and this woman had yanked it out of my hand. However at first I thought they were a couple so I just thought she was rude. In the end it turned out they weren’t even together, luckily it was only like two dollars. You try to do the right…

Yep! Someone somewhere learned their lesson...probably not R. Kelly himself, but whoever provides the girls for him. I wouldn’t be at all surprised to find that there is someone whose job it is to keep this all on this side of legal.

According to Blind Gossip, a female actress is about to be oopsed by her older boyfriend that everyone is guessing is her and Darron Aronovsky so that was my first thought as well.

God forbid a guy spend 5 minutes being unhappy for his children when he can just bail, right?

You’re right; to be clear, I am advocating for a total reformation.

The two-party system here doesn’t work.

I don’t understand why we are supposed to be upset that Crudup dumped Parker while she was pregnant. If a relationship isn’t working out, reasonable adults should end it. Staying in a failing relationship just because you share a kid is a fucking horrible idea. By all accounts, they’re coparenting successfully. Y’all…

Her medical stuff is none of my business but every time I see her, my “medicated to within an inch of consciousness” meter goes off. Strong“Britney” (at her most functioning but robotic) kind of vibes.

Am also that way. Can confirm: it rubs people the wrong way.

He has reserves of old cocaine energy he hasn’t even TOUCHED yet.