I’m liking the whole thing. The shaved head, the white blonde, the brows, the eyes, the barely-there lipstick, the lack of jewelry. I’m even okay with her inability to smile because it all just highlights the classic beauty of her face and those gorgeous green eyes.

Check out KStew’s new do.

Also on last night’s WHHL, fellow guest RuPaul told a story about performing at Aretha Franklin’s birthday party in 1995 and when he received a check for his payment, Ree Ree had made out to “Ruth Paul.” Oh, Aretha!

Do I have to reinstall Quicktime to view the Naomi clip?

Er, how does one even notice that Celebrity X unfollowed Celebrity Y?

I will not stand this stupid article baiting my two patron saints of not giving a fuck and fucking up disrespectful bitches, so Instead I will post this picture

“The BBC report is brief and devoid of any further explanation as to how a 53-year-old dies of “natural causes.”

My dad died at 45 of a heart attack. He was perfectly healthy - maybe not an Olympic athlete, but there were absolutely no indicators that he was at an increased risk. Sometimes bodies just fuck up.

Jen has almost always been a class act about all this publicly, but I sure do hope privately she is forwarding those texts to Courtney Cox and they are giggling about them over margaritas by the pool.

Consider the possibility that these beautiful women are also assholes

Omg murderinos unite! Have you sent in a hometown murder yet?? I sent in 2.... I lived in rural VT, there were a lot of them.

They kind of are, but neither of them really has that pattern, and it’s not like Hollywood is lacking for unstable people for either of them to partner with.

She should have divorced him when she learned about the kid he hid from her for like 10 years.

I’m sure she’s just stringing him along to rub it in Angelina’s greasy, sallow face. That’s what I did with my ex: prove you’re the one they prefer at their core. And then leave both of them miserable.

that plaintive there were teams ‘bout slayed me, psh.

“I just think that life is really complex, and it just works its way, and it’s impossible to unravel all that time; it’s impossible to think about that,” he says.

I ALMOST said I love you this morning at the Starbucks drive-thru after I said thank you.

I refereed some tiny toy wrestling tournaments and they were all so effing cute. There were always a few who were super good. Which was cute. And a few who couldn’t figure out what was going on. Super cute. And a few who were just terrible. So cute!

I don’t think there should be any heat. It was a trivial mistake in an ultimately meaningless ceremony.

So the case of who fucked up some award show envelopes now gets a formal investigation but 45s ties to Russia and his taxes gets nothing.