Nixon: Evil but not stupid.

This is a remarkably self aware comment from W. Almost too self aware.

Thank God you could explain this because I had the same exact reaction as Here-For-Teh-Lulz.

That is on instagram. But the photo was taken on snapchat (can tell by the filter) which apparently she did not have (publicly). She just then uploaded the photo to her official instagram account. 

Is Beyonce’s snapchat secret if she, uh, uses her real name and has a verified account? That seems to me to be the opposite of secret, but what do I know

Embarrassing but true story, made less so by the fact that I was on much, many pain killers. Keanu and I both had spinal surgeries on the same day. I sent him a note asking if he wanted to neck.

I’m still holding out hope that he and Sandra Bullock end up together.

I didn’t even know that I had such a deep crush on Keanu Reeves until I read that interview. Now I’m off to put my first name with his last name all over my notebook!

I have a very strict rule that carries over onto all social media.

-If I don’t like you, I wont follow/friend you. IDGAF.
-If you post anything that annoys me, I *will* unfollow/unfriend you.
-If I see you everyday at work/school/family events, I won’t friend/follow you.
-If you mostly post selfies, I will not…

You know what else might nudge these fuckers towards basic human decency? Unfriend them. Becky from high school doesn’t give a shit about you except as Facebook-prestige. She’s not your friend. Ditch her. Ditch all of them. Fuckit, delete your account, and stop being product for Facebook to sell off to targeted-ad…

C’mon No-mi! You know there’s only the one true Miss Cleo.

Are we talking Rinna, the person, or Rinna, from RHBH?

That accent is hilarious. She wants us to think she’s a global citizen. It’s just another role she plays.

eh. i mean they have for sure crossed over a line of decency many times, but in general, she took a family that had no real talents, a daughter who was possibly going to be exploited by a sex tape and turned that ship around. build a dynasty and made every one of them enough money that they can all live in lala land…

I just knew Jolie’s first post split movie press would be totally over the top as usual. She can’t just premiere a film. She has to eat spiders, drag out the entire brood, shut down most of Cambodia, be honored by the leader of the country and pretend she’s high brow by going to the BBC to talk about her FAMILY (™).

Holy shit, that stuff about Lisa Marie Presley. SO much to unpack there. I feel horrible for her poor daughters. It goes without saying that her ex-husband is a monster. But there’s no way those girls can ever live “normal” lives even if he disappears forever, because their mother seems highly unstable.

‘....so we told them to fuck off’.

They told her just a short while before she was supposed to go on air and act happy. Shit, when the gaslighting boss I hated got fired it took me a couple of days to wrap my head around it and get back into a groove. The Strahan thing was the  second time.

Dr. Luke is not an outlier. He’s just the one that went from rumors to litigation.