this discussion introduced me to some great artists I didn’t knew and also reminded me of some I haven’t paid enough attention yet. thank you all, art-nerd jezzies!

Scott’s muse:

I can’t believe I have Kardashian gossip but Scott stayed at my brother in law’s boss’s house in Park City the other week. It was drug-addled when his maid entered and there were several blonde women still in the house. I don’t think Kourtney is even his type. (Side note: the boss listed the house at $50k/week as a…

If I used my grandpaesque flat ass as my brand I’d be sooooo poor.

Well, at least as far as intrusive shit goes, it is slightly better than my sister-in-law’s “Lol, adopting? Why would you waste your time raising a child who will definitely grow up to be a criminal or a prostitute? They all turn out exactly like their bio parents!”

I am not proud, but i did say ‘ we just have buttsex, could that be why we have no babies? ’ on someone once

Depp spent in excess of $75 million to acquire, improve and furnish 14 residences, including a 45-acre chateau in the South of France, a chain of islands in the Bahamas, multiple houses in Hollywood, several penthouse lofts in downtown Los Angeles, and a fully-functioning horse farm in Kentucky.

you know how people say new york is nice to visit, but i wouldnt want to live there?

If I knew the ash shooting cannon business was so lucrative, I really would have planned my adulthood differently

There are a lot of different types of non-profits. And our “career” positions (like project managers) actually make way under market rate because they will make big bucks when they leave to go private sector. We pay our “service” roles (like admin, attorneys, IT, etc.) market rate because we don’t want the high…

I’m in NYC. To make real money as an admin, you should be an executive assistant who works for one high-level person. But you generally have to pay your dues as a lower level admin to get those roles (but not always). If I were you, I’d use a recruiter. The smaller boutique firms are the ones to go to because the huge…

I suspect it’s a 24/7 job involving coddling a high-maintenance person. I actually think this description is mild compared to how much work a celebrity’s personal assistant probably is.

Even 5 years ago, $50K?! Man, FUCK her. I can’t stand people that cheap.

No way that’s enough for the emotional turmoil that job will bring.

But that’s very low for a high-level assistant. I make quite a bit more than that (as an assistant) at a non-profit. I remember JLo’s ad (about 5 years ago) was only paying 50K and the person had to also watch the twins and be on call 24/7. And it’s J.Lo, who begrudges every penny she pays, so you know she would try…

I suspect she’s doing this because she’s being “sponsored” by someone. I mean, what does Lindsay fucking Lohan whose brain is fried due to excessive drug use even know about politics? And hanging out with a known human rights abuser isn’t exactly a good look. Everything about this situation (from her nigthclub to her…

It’s weird and feels like she’s trying to push herself into a new persona because nothing else has worked so far.

Khloe’s new face is pretty. I feel bad that I think this. Teenage me wanted facial reconstruction to make me “pretty” like that too. Ugh. I’m glad I couldn’t afford it.

See, if she had real island vibes she’d have been too relaxed to be bothered by the corrections. That’s how you can tell she’s got the similar, but lesser-known, isthmus vibes.