So is adrenaline.

Or maybe they realize what a sham it actually is, and are investing accordingly.

As a Steelers fan, the end of this game straight up turned me into Ric Flair. My “woo!” shouts worked my dog up so much he started barking. It was pretty awesome.

Somehow you typed “comments from people who are right and speak the truth” and it came out as “trolls.” You might need a new keyboard

Would’ve thought Nolan Ryan had better seats.

This one time I overate for, like, 15 years and gained 50 pounds and now I’m fat.

I got like three numbers that night

That’s all you got, TMZ? Johnny’s gonna need a little more proof than that.

Well, many of my students have scholarship opportunities that only apply to public schools in Florida (naturally, they’re residents there).

[bounces]

I don’t think the inherently violent job of being an NFL player and your job creating TPS reports at a desk is an apples to apples comparison.

The fan was Chuck Knoblauch, he was actually aiming for Tanaka.

Or in reverse, “Men afraid of sentient ball.”

Not seen in the photo above, the ball actually left the park. He got winded and decided to stay at first base.

Well, the answer to the question is very simple.

Belichick: I like a little puppet. You can kinda put your fingers in, it's a little monkey and then he can talk.

Goodnight, sweet prince.

The tweet fails to mention that Flacco said this while making quotation mark gestures with his fingers.

I thought the Islamist militants fighting Assad in Syria were our friends? Aren't we giving them money and weapons? Didn't we almost start bombing Syria on their behalf, back in September of last year?