Operator: 911, what's your emergency?

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

By the way, you could say that you not tolerating his stance on homosexuality, you're just as much of a bigot as he is. Oh tolerance.

I think most fathers would go get drunk the day they found out their son was gay.

You know some bro out there was furious after they wasted all of that protein.

sixth photo: Billy Butler Butter.

I had NOT heard that! He should write about it sometime.

Hey great write-up guys but I noticed you forgot to mention the Hellcat so I wanted to correct that mistake:

Does anyone else think he looks like Marv from Home Alone?

....... most child cop ever......

Does anyone else think Neal looks like Trevor, from GTA V, here?

Waitress 1: You look pissed. Bad tip?

"Both of the attackers, who are brothers".

I took the receipt out of his hand and I couldn't believe that anyone could be so callous.

Do drivers just poo them selves when they have to go during a race?

Snake on a Plane