When your environment is crazy, it's hard to figure out how to be sane. Sorry you had to go through that.

No, I am Spartacus.

So how long would they take to make the Kessel run?

or Ebay.

Wouldn't we all feel pretty foolish if Xenu showed up and corroborated this story.

Yummy. They tasted a little like a cross between gnocchi and garlic bread.

Written by Tina Fey.

I am trying to eat breakfast.

"Preponderance"

This offers some subtext, as you don't seem to get it:

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/there-ar…

Thank you. That was the answer I was hoping for. Pretzel bites are go. The kid will like rolling the snake and cutting it into pieces. I will do the boiling and baking bit.

Intrigued. Are they like soft pretzels, hard pretzels or more of a bagel kind of consistency?

So what do you think of your first day on the internet?

True dat. Why am I with my gf instead of staying married to me ex? Among many, many reasons, my ex loved tests and setting traps. My gf asks questions about my past in order to understand me better and if she wants information, not to give her ammunition to pick fights. Also, my gf expects me not to lie to her,…

I'm near DC, it's uncommon but there's certainly there's a few here that don't take credit cards.

I think it's not just the idiots, some people are smart, but inherntly evil or misanthropic.

This reminds me of when folks rag on teachers for being such a cushy lucrative gig.

That's true, for all he knew it could have been David Hasselhoff driving that car.