We took Simon Cowell off your hands for a while. You owe us for that.

Webcomic here that reviews them:

I'm so sorry.

So it's sort of the Roger Corman approach, though I liked some of his things.

I went and looked up juggering on Urban Dictionary. As is often the case, worse then expecting. Don't do it.

No, we just wanted him to not wear that shirt while representing the scientific community.

We're supposed to clean our suits?

Citation?

Well, Friday of course is "Pants are Optional" day.

No, there were a series federal actions such as the Civil War and Lincoln's eventual endorsement of abolition as essential, Truman's saying enough bullshit, the armed forces are now integrated, and Eisenhower calling in federal troops to allow integration. You're right, public indifference and inaction on the part of…

Yes, not mentioning a societal problem is a good way to resolve it. Actually, calling out dumbasses for being dumbasses is more effective. In American history, no group has ever achieved equality solely because the group in question spoke up, it's always been only after either federal authorities enforced equality,…

I worked in science for over a decade. I'm a guy who's smart enough to know I don't know fashion sense. If I want to look presentable for a big event, I ask someone for help. I've worked for many years in two labs run by women. My mom, now retired, was a researcher and engineer for her entire career. Women have…

There are some books on the topic, though you're right, the reverse is usually mentioned in the media.

Most males, self included, have figured out by about age twelve, that though it's nice to look at half naked women, it's not a hobby you publicly share with the general public. No pants at home, fine. No pants at work, problematic. If a co-worker/employee were wearing an ugly shirt, I'd say that's an ugly shirt,…

Yes, the 1% of the time the media is focused on a scientist instead of sports figures or "reality stars". Lets take that opportunity to show that scientists are complete idiots who don't know how to dress around normal people.

Normal sized burro in the background, smaller burro (ie "burrito") in front:

Sent this to my GF with the caveat, "this is fyi, not a request". I was a padded assailant/ instructor for Model Mugging, decades back.

In my youth, I was working on jumping kicks in sparring. One of the upper belts managed to get his foot up and into the exactly wrong spot, likely not intentionally. I pretty much went into fetal position in mid-air. Kind of like the way a spider on a thread will suddenly curl into a ball. I know kick with one…

There's several striking surfaces, you can kick with the ball of the foot, top of the foot, front of your ankle, shin knee or thigh. Getting toes out of the way, either all the way up or down is best. If he's a moving target, committing to having your toes down for the kick will often mean you're hitting somewhere…

I would say whatever you do, don't telegraph the attack. Any target can be guarded against, making the attack a complete surprise is always best. He shouldn't know he's in a fight until he's hit. Also, if you're not in a position to kick, but he's exposed, squeezing the testicle is extremely disabling.