You can fool some of the people some of the time.

At least you gave him the gift of a great story. Hopefully his next partner gave him a hug at least on telling that story.

I don't see it as the same. Even assholes deserve kindness in healthcare, if you don't have that attitude, leave the field. I say that as someone in healthcare. Not everyone deserves a nice restaurant meal. If they can't be kind to staff, they deserve to eat some karma.

I once treated a college age kid for a head injury. He was going to school (computers) and was getting by delivering pizzas for papa john. Guys ordered pizza as a pretext, jumped him, robbed and beat him. He told me about taking tests and thinking he'd done well on the tests, but afterwards getting failing grades…

I wonder if Bob the Chef was cooking and waiting at a different restaurant and wondering why his friend the dude never showed up.

But isn't this tantamount to admitting you're incredibly gullible and incapable of reading ingredients? Will Kool Aid be sued next for it's lack of efficacy in knocking down walls? And Coke likely subtracts from lifespan more than it adds life.

Friend of a friend in college didn't know that softener wasn't laundry detergent. He bought it because he liked the teddy bear mascot. His clothes got softer and softer and dirtier and dirtier.

those skills aren't valued by girls in my pool. Nor is being respectful to women.

But what if we want to tell him to smile? Or that his briefcase matches the skin of his head?

Styrofoam sword that I repurpoused by making holes in it, so it now serves as a cake pop holder. Though it is still usable as a sword to defend against styrofoam monsters.

This is the music for the dance the couple on the bottom are doing:

George Will has their back:

This is someone using aversion therapy on their girlfriend. If she didn't at the time this was filmed, she will grow to hate both Tolkien and her boyfriend.

But this is one of those stories where it's so over the top, nobody would believe it in a movie, despite being true.

The singer for Duran Duran was once asked why rock stars date supermodels, he gave the zen answer "Because they can".

Even if an area is damaged, thinking of it as exposed and damaged is not helping you. You honestly rub me the wrong way, and I find your attittude towards women pretty shitty, but I'm going to give you advice that I hope helps you. My exposed head has been out and about for 48 years now, and it's having a fabulous…

It's not advice to men, it's pretty clearly written as "Fix your defective girlfriend without her knowing".

Subscription to "Men's Health" should be a warning sign.

If you view sex as a "hard slog", you really don't deserve to have sex with someone. Shoveling a driveway of wet snow is a more apt description of a hard slog. Also, if the person in question was an actual sex expert, they would know that men as well as women have pelvic floor muscles, the training of which benefits…

What's in your baby oil?