Oh no...we’re not numb. It’s one thing to lose to the pens, the rangers, the flyers.....but the fucking BLUE JACKETS?! I know they nearly choked away a season to the leafs last year but if they blow it against the Blue Jackets, I’m burning my signed Ovechkin jersey. No offense to him of course, this isn’t to spite…

Given the above, the GOP has now put 15 pandas on the ballots for the May primaries.

There are few universal truths. Fire is hot. Water is wet. Will Cain is an idiot.

This just in, George Soros is starting tonight against the Clippers. Can’t wait to see his jump shot.

I want a fucking parade for this guy.

The really striking and saddening revelation from last night is the fact Steve McNair may have been the greatest quarterback of all time, but he went to his grave thinking he was a failure thanks to Jeff Fisher

Theres respect and theres objective fact, this is more of the latter. Trump while a reprehensible person isnt wrong in this regard as America has BY FAR been the most militarily aggressive country in the world since Nazi Germany.

+1 Nobel Prize in Osmosonomics!*

Osmosonomics

Osmosis Economics. If you’re in the presence of someone with a lot of money, that money will surely spontaneously transfer over to you.

“Waft over” economics. You still don’t get the money, but you can smell it if the wind is blowing in the right direction.

Hell, it’s not even trickle down economics anymore. Apparently, you’re supposed to just be happy to be in the physical vicinity of that kind of money.

Fan Duel is actually so reprehensible, they make me want to side with the NCAA.

Maybe Brown misunderstood what they meant by "Graduation Bash".