No, the sad part is that my ex-husband had to tell me I could do this. I needed a fucking man to tell me I had the right to respond, you know?

That’s why I carry a really loud whistle when I’ll be riding Muni. Before I turned 40 and became invisible and unfuckable, I would blow it right in the ear of fucktards who elbowed my boobs.

Good times.

I hear you, but my SIL lives in Twin Falls with her wife-of-color. They don't get a lot of grief. Most of those hick towns are pretty much "live and let live." You have your gun nuts and radicals but for the most part folks just want to live in peace and do their rad thing.

Don't believe everything the authorities leak.

Sadly, most people aren't being all that reasonable about this situation and are desperately looking for someone to blame so they can have an outlet for their righteous anger.

How quickly we rush to find a vagina to blame when men do horrible things. Been that way since before Helen of Troy, I guess.

Ah. The same Board that issues The Gay Agenda.

Ask "the gays"? Does he think we call each other up every night and have a conference call while waiting for our polish to dry?

I'm totes confused, because CH picked up a friend of mine in Vegas last year, and he's very, very, gay.

Like Pete Sessions, who can only be a dipshit.

I know this is a terrible time for humor, but I want to hag Anderson Cooper so bad.

We, the reasonable readers of the Internet, salute you.

I heart Alex Siddig so much.

Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I’ll meet you there.

Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I’ll meet you there.

Totally a compliment.

I'm glad you're not gray v

I supported her in 2008 and was crushed when Barack Obama got the nomination. I am beyond thrilled to see her take this one all the way, and I hope that Sanders supporters can suck up their disappointment and do the right thing for the world.

Y’know, I have a tattoo that commemorates my 25th year of marriage. I divorced in year 28. I don’t regret that tat, because hey, 28 years was most of my life and I don’t regret marrying the dude.

But a politician? One who hasn't even won? Bad idea, Jeeves.

May they live long, healthy, happy, prosperous lives. They truly deserve it.