I think the poem reads hand, but it’s been a while since I read it.

Um, the poem reads “slave to the back of his head. “

That does make a lot of sense to me. Thank you!

I wasn't raised in the US so a lot of cultural things are huh? wha? for me.

It's like the 1960s all over again. That's when I grew up and my friends and I weren't allowed to say anything but "Down there" as though it was just a vague location on a map without a Mobile gas station.

It sounds like listing the woman who didn't bang JayZ would be a shorter list than those who did.

Word. he's now sorry that he admitted it in the first place. And you know he had something to gain from the admission, we just don't know what.

Been half white my whole life and I don't think I ever met a white woman named Becky, so I'm totally confused.

Well, that certainly elevates the discussion.

I don't agree, but that's just my opinion. IMO the rhetoric of hate isn't OK even if it comes from within.

Sorry, will make more coffee now.

I'm ESL, so I assume everyone asking English questions is, too.

Along with the phrase "I was wrong."

It’s “hugely”.

Great comment, I don't intend to be a grammar Nazi. I know they lost the war. Just trying to be helpful.

Mmmm. Gimme more salty tears, you perverted molesting fuckface.

While I agree the May/December aspect of the relationship is a bit icky, for lack of a better word, I don't see a need to get homophobic. "Old queen?" Really? Wake up, it's 2016.

My bet is on clumsy misdirection.

Armchair sleuth here (you’ve been warned).

The note sounds like a bit of crime scene staging: “This was random! Don’t look at anyone connected to the couple who might have a motive!”

Horrible crime either way. Condolences to their families and friends.

and chile, you were never the 'leading role' OR the 'femme fatale.'

I just can’t get past that Helen of Troy reference on the cover. Bitch, please. Get over your damn unfamous self.

He's only sad his sorry geriatric old ass got caught.

you left out raping. I’m sure he won’t be so busy with golf that he won’t have time for plenty of rapes.