I relate to much of what this guy says. I have had a ‘67 Alfa Duetto for 27 years now, longer than any other person has owned my car. I restored it once, and now it is well on its way back to decrepitude. I came into some money when my dad died, and I thought about sending it out for a rotisserie to really fix it…

HAHAHAHA!

Arabama

I noticed the guy in video seems to have oily hairs.

I couldn't help myself.

Nah.

It's the Foosball table that says Bad Motherfu**er on it.

The trade offers are almost always the worst part. I was selling a bike of mine a few months ago, asking $5000 for it. Guy called me up, offered me $1000 and a foosball table. Wish I was making it up but I'm not.

Afterwards she went home and made everyone a dang kaysadilla.

If there is such a thing as Hoon of the Year. This needs to win

thinking of it, it's probably no blasphemy until...

I've always loved basic things. Basic training, Basic programming and of course, basic bitches.

No doubt, Travis is a smooth operator.

I won a race against him in a movie theater once.

Or you can have this college student wanting to get a jump on a college tradition of foam sword fights in the middle of the street get hit by the bus and still manage to walk away.

Nobody told you to use some giant ass jogging stroller. What is this: a trip to Starbucks in your Uggs? /teasing