I'm sorry, but your headline really oversold it. This is approximately the level terror this inspired:

This isn't really weird but I thought that I'd share it because I finally had an experience that made me better understand what women have to deal with every day.

I speak fluent toddler, cause I got it all.

Gotta threadjack with some sweetness.

I hate to break it to you, but every girl you meet online googles you. It's standard procedure. Eliminates the outright criminals and married guys. Amazing how you can find out who someone is with just a first name /city/ occupation.

From Tinder: (in broken, barely decipherable English, translated by me for clarity)

I hear you, but I feel like what she was recommending was so over-the-top (cover your friend with a blanket! got a solid laugh) that it shows the absurd lengths women have to go to to protect themselves. They're almost satirizing the people who put the responsibility on women. But I could be reading it with…

Amen. I'm originally an Iowan—which is really no picnic to drive through— but that stretch of Interstate 80 that goes through Nebraska is unbearable!

Okay, everyone, take a picture of your room right now and share. We'll all feel better. Here's mine. Toys everywhere on the floor, clean (thank goodness) unfolded laundry on both chairs. Take that perfect interior pintrest shot!

but if Suarez got carded, it's back down to a 10-10 and the game completely changes, especially as Suarez is the one who goes out

To be fair, he went down holding his teeth, which would hurt given that he was just biting someone's shoulder.

I wonder how many anti-feminist crybabies don't understand the rather significant difference between rape and rape fantasy. There's no wonder why it's such a losing battle with you sad fuckers; you're all genuinely daft. Not only are you not entitled to women's bodies, you don't get to control their thoughts,…

You know it's not rape if someone wants it right? Which is why the term "rape fantasy" is nonsense.

I hear ya. I haven't gone anywhere in 5 years, the stress of worrying about my dog and cat is not worth it. My vacations consist of days off work, hanging out with my best friends, ie the dog and cat. I don't enjoy flying, I have a pool at my apt, and all the things I really enjoy doing, I can do in my home town.…

I have a hard time leaving my animals to go on vacation because I just don't trust people to care for them like I would.

let's just say "yes," because clearly you have issues understanding intent and context.

No seriously, please, as a fat person who is far to embarrassed to exercise in public, I beg you please, just ignore us. Like don't accidentally run us off the road or anything, but if that happened to me it would have only made me feel more embarrassed. I'm begging you. That guy probably didn't want know, FOR SURE,…

Also! In addition to my last post:

Sort of. He sarcastically said something like "oh look, another Uruguayan player down" before he realized how serious it was. He did apologize immediately.