Wouldn't this type of capability create an Elysium type society? There would be wealthy people who can afford life extension living apart from the poor masses. Those poor masses will be facing coming environmental devastation, overpopulation and food shortages – made worse by first world people living longer and using…

Yeah, an "audience member" is a crap source. I'm on Team Lohan too... I do think she was a very good actress when she was younger. I hope she's better than all of this, that she can survive her parents and be healthier than they are. Someone in the family is always the one to act out the dysfunction, and it's…

In the ass vs. face battle, I'm Team Face.

Jesus, this guy is a piece of work. How is cumming in someone's eyes not assault with bodily fluids? Where is the petition to ban him from the industry, I'll sign it!

I feel your pain, we have college-attending 19-year-old in our house, and I so wish he would leave in the next year or so – but he's a homebody. He recently announced "I'm staying here forever". I think he's starting to realize it's a good deal. I'm the new "mom" in the scenario and it's hard to know where to draw the…

Agree, cats don't respond well to that kind of "training". Jackson Galaxy to the rescue!

Yes. Being a nude model does not imply any consent to be touched. I was an artist's model in my early 20s and I was treated respectfully. I was never once touched without consent obtained (usually just slight adjustments in props or scenery). However, if someone with considerable power had stepped over the line, like…

Oh, I just love her! What a good friend, and solid woman. My grandmother's name was Evelyn, so this is extra touching. Go Evelyns!

Is Ben's hair morphing into Ron's hair from Party Down?

Pilates mat work. My fiance teaches it at the YMCA, and it's very intense muscular workout (and you don't realize it at the time), easy to learn, you can do it anywhere, it's good for people who have challenges or injuries. The first time I did it after a long gap, I was sore all over the next day, without realizing…

Our black rescued alley cat scratched on purpose me today, and I immediately apologized to her: "I'm sorry, that was my fault", because I was petting her. Two things: I think she's manipulating me with her brain parasites; also she has thumbs. I am unable to come to any conclusions about what any of this might mean,…

Plus they have parasites that control our brains.

Ours mostly only eat wet food, but they are lying liars about when they last ate. The ginger boy will look you in the eye and meow like he hasn't eaten in a week. Shameless.

Try sublingual antigen therapy (like allergy shots, but drops under the tongue). Or look into a low-allergy Siberian cat, they have less of the protein in their saliva that causes allergies. If you get one, you must post pics.

I just want a place to use this gif.

Let's go!

I thought it would be this:

What's she going to do when she forgets how to use the internet?

Free People is just copying other clothing retailers. Modcloth has long been allowing users to post photos of themselves wearing items and has a style gallery of user-submitted images. That and their user ratings are a factor when I'm deciding what to purchase from their site. I just love seeing all the cute Modcloth…

I'm obsessed with OOAK doll art like this, and this guy is THE BEST. I wish I had the skills, but will have to stick to admiring online. Wow!