No lost love for Gambit here. Either bring back Nightcrawler or cast Terry Crews as Deadpool, else you'll only get my money once.

Man of Steel 2: I Thought I Smelled Bat… On The Outside!

Ben Affleck, bigger and blacker than ever before.

Good man. Have a cigar.

I saw this movie on DVD at a relative's house, who preferred the dramatic elements over the concept of dragons in a post apocalyptic setting. Which is to say, the total reverse of what I did like about it

Drippy, explicitly sexual, and a bit nauseating. Like all the best things in life.

When I first read Alternative Tentacles, I thought "How quaint, more nightmare penises".

So far so good, but I want, I need, to see Tatiana Maslany in a fat suit.

In time all will be revealed. Or not. Most likely, a Wizard did it.

Indeed. He's like that pale kid from The Simpsons, made flesh.

Helena is my personal favorite, in terms of how goddamn terrifying she is. Those "wings" and her accent-heavy monotone is the stuff of nightmares.

Welp, this show has plenty of unsatisfying end results by design. Just look at the Starks.

"Honda’s Godzilla—or Gojira, to Japanese audiences—is an art film masquerading as schlock, especially when compared to the whopping 27 inferior sequels it inspired."

His cohost, an emanciated old man in a box.

Hmm.
Yeah, a blowjob joke is sorely missing.

Great late night talk show idea. Scheme Your Balls Off Tonight with Varys Lord

Well, large rear ends are much to my liking, and I cannot refute myself

This might be very superficial, but I am having a difficult time trying to hate Ramsay, only because of the actor playing him. That's one damn pretty dude.

"Poop"

Not so much being an idiot as living in a way she never did before. Tyrion made her his mistress instead of his whore, which entailed becoming attached to the man in ways she wasn't experienced with. If she came out as needy or awkward, it was because it was all new territory for her. Simply put, she had it together…