So the same guy giving White House jobs and top security clearances based on blood and personal relations is trying to reshape legal immigration based on professional merit. Cool beans.

Or has he been an udder, all along?

"This may be a little disappointing for Captain Marvel fans (and general Marvel fans)".
Had a good hearty chuckle after reading this rank-related bon mot. Carry on.

… I am the walrus

Barack Obama = Daenerys Targaryen?

The patent lawyer guy has to be Perseus. He's essentially honeypotting Helen into sharing with him classified information.

No one that knew about doing that back in season one is either alive or available, besides Glenn, who had a decent plan with the burning of the building. Plus, three injured people covered in walker entrails? Not exactly a failsafe solution.

"Nod on my squash!"
—Farmers market hipster aggressively seeking positive reinforcement

I read this and shudder to think of the Waldo episode, considering the current state of the presidential race.
Damn it Deez Nuts, our fate's in your hands!

Really, Roy? Red was never really your color? Get the fuck out of here.

It is a dreadful common thread, though, how every beheading so far has led to total ruin. Ned, Joffrey, Robb, Theon, all of them either dead or as good as dead. It's like a symbol of things to come: the head rolls, the rest will follow.

Prostitute?
Edit: Eh, too late to the sex worker party

It was very Audition, that scene. Yet again, they already have the excruciating mutilation foreplay thing going on.

You mean assful Daenerys cosplay. Very gratifying.

I was hoping to hear Tyrion reminisce about pissing at the edge of the world, one of his accomplishments from season one.

More than the bystander deal, "Avenge your family" was what sealed the deal for Sansa, I think.

Yeah, realized it after posting

It's the X-Men, for fuck's sake. Aren't they all allegorically gay?

I don't know how Matt's rooftop acrobatics could be considered humor. Maybe if he was yelling "Parkour!" as he was hauling ass or if he squealed like a dolphin to echolocate…

If I was a TV writer, I would have a random Zombie Malcolm X scene in every episode. No context, no back story, no character arc.