Ban at 6 weeks*

What unnerves me most, is that at one point in my life I thought things like this would never happen. Under this administration I don’t have any sense of comfort that unconstitutional directives will not take place.

OT, why is the janitor the only corn pop wearing clothes?

while correct, he’s not asking the right question which is:

She is from Milton so even if he is, she’d be used to it.

Came here for this comment. Remember the “great white” ones that I think tasted like fruit punch? I was obsessed.

Is it true that 98% of men from Massachusetts are asshole drunks? Sure. Nobody is debating that. But I don’t think it’s true of Chris Evans.

Okay can I just say that I frigggginnn love Jenny Slate? Like not in the really creepy stalker way or I’m happy when she breaks up with someone but damned if my depressed ass doesn’t get a smile every time I see her on something. It just seems like she knows who she is can is okay with that and even when she isn’t she…

Dude is waaaaay waaaay waaay more together than Ben assfuck... is not a heavy drinker or drug user just stop you have no idea what you are talking about

Bish say whet?

i only ever was able to say “candy man” twice. never got to the third one.

Yeah right. Next you’re going to tell me Bloody Mary isn’t real, and nobody has been levitated by reciting light-as-a-feather-stiff-as-a-board.

It’s really hard to even see sweaters and long coats on the racks right now when it’s fucking 85 degrees outside. :(

Meanwhile at Costco they are getting ready for Easter...

SO YOU’RE SAYING I HAVE A CHANCE NOW

I just want to enjoy Goth Christmas and Food Christmas before I get to boring religious Christmas. One Christmas at a time, people!

STAY IN YOUR LANE, CHRISTMAS

UGH. Don’t get me wrong, I love Christmas. Well, secular Christmas anyways. But I love it in December, after Halloween and after Thanksgiving have had their time. They do it earlier and earlier every fucking year and what happens is, by the time it’s actually December, I’m TIRED of Christmas. They are ruining the…

i literally couldn’t find the halloween section at walmart the other night. the christmas section was essentially the entire store.

I came here to post that gif, but you beat me to it! Christmas has declared war on US, not the other way around!