Is the gun okay!?!?

Sending out some useless thoughts and prayers.

I don’t know if you missed it, but there is no time to talk about that. We all basically agreed on that after Sandy Hook.

*Stephen A. Smith voice*

But I’m sure this isn’t the time to talk about gun control.

First person who says “it’s too soon to talk about gun violence” should be shot in the kneecap. And he/she doesn’t get to complain afterwards, because that is the America they are fighting for.

Well, apparently we can have guns in this country, or men in this country. But we cannot have both guns and men in this country.

Herself and Blake Lively are the beige of actresses. Nothing’s wrong with them really they’re just there and that’s fine. Like hotel art.

Poetic justice: Janet sneaks up on Justin mid halftime show and pantses him. Outer and under layer. It would only be fair.

Oh, she’s definitely an aggressively boring actress/person. I just like those two things.

I never understood the pearl clutching over that incident. Americans are so infantalizing nowadays. And you still believe it was an accident? If so, why was she wearing a decorative brass nipple-pastie? This has always been such a farce of a story. Furthermore, after 14 years, let it go. They’re both phenomenally…

I didn’t know about the fuck you to 7th heaven, but that’s good to know. My opinion of her is slightly elevated now. I just find her ridiculously boring and can’t figure out how she’s managed to have a career for so long. So I get irritable about it, because it’s easier to focus on that than things that matter in the…

Dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. Is everybody on crazy pills?

It seems silly to frame it as a marriage. You can throw yourself a party anytime. You can provide an open bar and ask for expensive gifts for your party anytime. You can buy an overpriced sparkly white dress anytime. Calling it a wedding kind of detracts from actual weddings and commitment ceremonies, and given…

It’s honestly pretty pathetic.

Ah yes, the “it’s easy to criticize” line. It’s right up there with “you’re just jealous” and “if you think this is racist you’re the racist.” All childish, empty assertions, all playing into the current climate of anti-intellectualism and discouraging dissent by fostering the idea that criticizing things you don’t…

There’s a “having your cake and eating it, too” joke in there somewhere, but I’m too exhausted to find it.

So let me get this straight: in the past decade, SCOTUS has made it legal for gays to get married, but not to have cake at their wedding.

It really says something about our society where the Satanists are the good people.