I’m not sure which “she” you’re referring to, but both of the victims are not from the US and have accents and the blonde woman is not a native English speaker. Perhaps that is why their speech sounded off?

I fucking hate this time of year. Home alone at night, watching a perfectly normal upbeat show and this shit comes on my TV.

This is awesome, but part of me wonders why they did it quietly at night? These things should be fucking ripped to shreds in the light of day. We shouldn’t have to sneak around to remove them.

They also sell wedding flower packages! We got all our flowers for less than $500, shipped directly to our house. This included all the bouquets, boutonnieres, corsages and centerpieces.

^^^ THIS!

Oh my godddddd, the rainbow flag literally means that ALL PEOPLE are welcome. As in, ALL THE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW. Get it?

Hey, my mom is from Parma...aka Pierogi Heaven! :)

Chris Pine all day everyday.

Gotta fill up that quiver!

They SHOULD be co-ed. It takes two people to make a baby. Why is it only the mom’s job to be in charge of baby stuff? This shit irks me.

Fuck yeah Serena, this looks like so much fun. I’m glad she didn’t go the route of the flowered head crown baby shower.

Oh Hill, I miss your sweet face.

My first concert was Michael Jackson. I’d glad I grew up when I did.

A weight loss article written by a person named Taffy.

The death of Princess Diana is one of those weird events where I can picture where I was and exactly what I was doing as if it was just yesterday.

Wait, high school kids go on spring break trips now? WTF.

Don’t forget the brown people.

Speaking of jumping into the weekend, I’m really sick and tired of the being one of the only people stuck in the office on Friday afternoons while all the male leadership is conveniently out on “appointments”. (cough...golfing...cough)

That’s insulting to Bam Margera.

Does he?