My dad is a sub vet. Every year we take a visit down to Groton, CT and get to tour an active submarine, which is awesome. This year we went on the USS Missouri, which is one of the newer Virginia class subs. What surprised me the most is the amount of space dedicated to server banks. The entire control room is now all…

I’m 34...had my first baby at 17 that I placed for adoption because guess what? I wasn’t fucking ready. I’m currently expecting and due in August. I waited 17 years. I’m ready this time. I don’t need a reminder that my “life is about to change”.

Yeah, there are a lot of pregnant people in Boston right now. I’m a little nervous about having to share a room at the hospital, but keep reminding myself that plenty of women have babies in much worse conditions, so I should stop complaining.

Lots of Blizzard Babies in Boston (say that 5 times fast) due this summer, including my little one. What else were we supposed to do while buried under 100 inches of snow?

They would have to be declared unfit to care for him or sign away their parental rights.

A bit?

I gave my pup an extra long snuggle and belly rub session in bed this morning.

I’m due to give birth in September and my hospital allows your dog to visit. I’m pretty excited about being able to bond as a family.

Just got my Amazon Echo in the mail yesterday. I am obsessed. Makes so many of these features that much more amazing.

The new line of dry spray deodorant from Dove/Degree is awesome. I highly recommend it. I’ve tried so many things from gel to “invisible” powder, this is the only thing that seems to work for me.

The new line of dry spray deodorant from Dove/Degree is awesome. I highly recommend it. I’ve tried so many things…

I don’t even drink coffee, but all of these new flavored coffee drinks really piss me off. Just admit you hate coffee people. It’s okay. Come to Team Tea. We’re friendly and we have cookies.

This pregnant lady would beg to differ. I’m not due until Labor Day, so I ain’t messing around this summer.

I got a positive at home digital pregnancy test 11 DPO. It’s possible.

My mom drives with two feet. Drives me nuts. Gas with right, brake with left. She claims its because she is “used to driving standard”, yet she’s owned an automatic car for the past 30 years.

I’ve gone to Foxwoods a few times with my parents to play Bingo and that shit is cutthroat. God help you if you call bingo by accident. The little old ladies will shun you for LIFE.

My father steals newspapers from Stop and Shop on his way out the door. His excuse is “I’m old, I’ll just claim I forgot to pay for it.” In his defense, Stop and Shop places the newspaper rack AFTER the check out stands, so they’re basically asking for it.

They are the limited edition Martha Stewart toasted coconut with sea salt Triscuits.

We call them cum trees.

I currently dumpster dive for Sunday coupon inserts. I’m a bit of a coupon addict, but I won’t pay for Sunday papers because they’re crazy expensive. So, every Monday night, when my neighborhood puts out their recycling bins, I go for a nice walk and pick up anywhere from 5-10 coupon inserts. Then I use those coupons…

I used to work at a bakery in Boston and every morning we would throw out the cakes that didn’t sell the previous day. They were perfectly fine to eat, only a day old, but shelters and food banks wouldn’t take them because they weren’t hermetically sealed and could be “contaminated”. I used to bring home a lot of cake…