One year I went as a ski bunny. Wore some ski pants, thermal, ski goggles and a pair of bunny ears. Ski poles optional. I like skiing (obvs), brie and cheesy dance movies of the Step Up variety.

Danvahs sucks, fuckin PBD is the tits.

Dinner date at Firenze Trattoria in December, once all the crowds are gone?

True story...my mom once went in there and asked if they had any wines from the Willamette Valley. She's not allowed back there.

There are actually two Bunghole Liquors! One in Peabody (literally right next to my house, I drive by it everyday) and one in Salem. Fun fact, a bunghole is actually an old nautical term for the drilled hole in a rum barrel, or can also refer to the drainage hole in the bottom of a boat that gets plugged. …

Love the PEM!

I live on the border of Salem/Peabody. I loathe this time of year. You don't mention it, but I hope you at least visited the Salem Witch Trials Memorial and paid your respects.

I find it interesting that you used the term "Walgreens Witch" to describe the pop culture variety of witches. In Salem, there is an area near the outskirts of town called Gallows Hill, that is believed to be the site where the accused witches were hung. There are many who believe, however, that the actual site is…

I know a couple that got married in St. Thomas on a random Tuesday in April. How's that for not wanting people to come to their wedding?

The point is that it is unwanted attention. And in most instances, 100% directed towards women, by men. If all genders were wishing each other "have a nice day" on the street, it would be different, but's it's not.

Plenty of trolls on here too. Sigh.

Uh, false...it was pretty clear at the beginning that the camera was hidden.

Really? This is the best thing that Berkeley has ever done? You have low standards.

Sorry to burst your bubble Usher, but your doctor is lying, he didn't invent jack shit. This has been around for awhile.

My mother in law is Dolores Umbridge, down to the pink everything. It's uncanny.

Condo developments are where it's at people. High density = increased candy volume in a relatively short period of time. Sure, maybe it's not full size bars, but I used to be able to hit up five times as many houses as a "rich" neighborhood, with their long ass driveways. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Not to hijack this article (which is great btw), but can we talk about mouth kissers for a moment? Why do grown adults who are not direct family members feel the need to kiss me on the lips? We have an adult family friend who gives me a giant smack (and sometimes lingers) every time we see him at parties/holidays,…

Love this bitch.

If people can bring their dressed up babies around trick or treating, then I feel like I should be able bring my dog.

I second the antlers! My dog goes crazy for them. They also last forever.