She’s going to host a goodbye party for Ellen that Ellen will later deny being invited to.

Dakota Johnson is celebrating somewhere right now 

The “Power & Abilities” section of his Wikipedia page is making me lose it.

I would give a limb to see Paul F. Tompkins play or voice Turner D. Century

“Instead, it feels like the filmmakers could not legally use the actual iconic words so they had to substitute something similar.”

What am me, chopped liver?

Hell yeah. Great to see more old AV Club features and writers return, and what a return for Rabin and My Year of Flops. Caught Madame Web once it hit Netflix (like a smart person) and this movie is hilarious and fascinatingly bizarre. Hard disagree with the linked AVC review from its release, it IS in the so bad it’s…

Caroline Siede/When Romance Met Comedy or gtfo (I know she’s of a later AVC era, but her writing was excellent)

If they brought back O’Neil, I might actually believe our culture has a future.

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It’s Rabin! Now bring back Sean O’Neil, Tasha Robinson, and Zodiac Motherfucker!

I’m still holding out hope that Trump wins the popular vote but loses the electoral college. Of all the plausible outcomes, it’s the funniest AND arguably the stupidest, so I kinda feel like the universe owes it to us.

Yup, a standard “Everybody was great to work with” Random Roles... and then Uwe Boll comes up and the record needle scratches.

“I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR TIME TOGETHER!!!!!!” One of my favorite line readings ever. 

That reminds me:  I gotta rewatch Got-ham at some point.  That show was all the way over the top and I was there for it.

It’s posts like this that make me suspect that you are Julian Day, the Calendar Man!

Bring back Friday the 13th: The Series, with Micki ♥, Ryan, Jack and the cursed random objects.

Whenever I see a story like this I’m just so grateful I managed to quit driving. 

Anyone who uses the term “TDS” unironically is not a serious person. An idiot, if you will. 

That’s ok, bucko, you obviously have missed some things but that’s ok because you’re just a lil guy! Hopefully when you grow up you’ll understand what’s going on. For now, you’ll probably want to stop talking about grown up stuff and focus on coloring inside the lines.