There’s only one man who could pull off playing Snowflame:

There are so many ways to die in the Seinfeld universe: Strangled by man hands, Junior Mint-related surgery incident, killer clown, dog revenge ... it never ends.

Ha, my wife had a bunch of classes with Karen Finely as instructor. She’s got some STORIES.

I’m pretty sure I remember we as a society agreeing that Common has this title until he steps down and selects Coulter as his replacement.

I for real thought they brought out Chet Haze. I’ve never seen this Harlow fellow before and there’s a bit of a resemblance. I was seriously wondering where they were going with that until I realized my mistake.

I like how whoever involved with The Big Hit saw some “Gun Fu” movies and thought ... “what if we did that but with breakdancing?” Lou Diamond Phillips and Antonio Sabato Jr. (pre-public-douchebag phase) are chewing scenary. Christina Applegate and Lela Rochon and great as always.

I think it’s official now that Stallone is King Shark (at least that’s what Wikipedia told me).

I feel like Aquaman is going to end up a cult classic. It’s got that Face / Off zany-fun gene.

Shakespeare was even worse. Dude just threw together a bunch of tropes and called it a day.

My brother and I used to approximate a pretty decent snare by placing some of those cheap metal old-school linked lanyard chains onto an upside-down Bristle Blocks container (the cylindrical one with the metal bottom). We were very young.

What’s Hal Sparks up to these days?

I’m so glad Hollywood finally realized Alan Tudyk should be in everything.

I don’t know anything outside of her standup, but her standup is VERY good.

Wait ... you don’t write Mac-The-Knife-looking MF-ers into your screenplays?

After the coma, I’m surprised he was able to keep going.

I’m thinking more along the lines of Age of Desire. I want to see that dude boink a tree.

House of Yes is another good one.

Not kingdoms!

Maybe have characters not spit for a while? Or just give them spit cups they can hold up to their mouth like millions of Skoal dippers use every day? 

As much as I’ll miss this show I understand that it’s going to launch a lot of good people into a next phase of good projects. It’s such a delightfully constructed sitcom.