I agree with you that Maher’s choice of words was exceptionally poor, which is unsurprising since he frequently says incredibly stupid things. Always remember that most anonymous idiots commenters who actually attempt to engage you in a conversation a la those below are especially bored and have nothing better to do…

but, like, what happened to Jon Snow

Maybe she’s just one of those ladies who’s all like “Well I can have an abortion because I’m responsible enough not to abuse the privilege, but these other bitches...naw.”

-1 False equivalence.

As far as denials go that’s some pretty weak sauce. I just think that if I were accused of raping someone and I hadn’t raped anyone, my response would be less “Think of how this is affecting my public image” and more getting on rooftops and screaming to anyone who will listen “FUCK NO, I DID NOT RAPE ANYONE!” You…

So it’s basically going to be three and a half hours of a muzzled Chris Rock, being told over and over again that he can’t do the jokes he really wants to do?

Michael Cera, Lindsay Lohan, Woody Allen, and John Burnham walk into a bar...

What is it about us that makes people so mad?

Generally, that comes right after the ejaculation in this sequence of events.

and made you watch Sandra Bullock/Ben Affleck in Forces of Nature just to see how “Fear” is used in the closing montage of the film.

I found her CDL Instructor.....

Bullshit. They weren’t constructed in anyway. They formed themselves and hones their fucking craft playing EIGHT hour shows in Liverpool and Germany 5 days a week. They we’re a done deal when Brian Epstein (who, by the way, was a record store manager) hooked up with them.

I don’t know the usage of ‘boy band” was when the Beatles started out, but in common contemporary usage, “boy band” would not describe the Beatles, even remotely.

#notallpenii ?

Yes. It has.

And here’s why it and all conservative attempts to do this kind of humor fail:

JODY HiGHROLLER, i HAVE NO iDEA WHO YOU ARE BUT i DO KNOW i NEiTHER WANT NOR NEED YOUR ADViCES.

400 push-ups for breakfast? Nah, 400 pop-tarts for breakfast!

Dammit, beat me to it. *begrudgingly stars*

Starred for transubstantiation.