Star Wars was 2.5 good movies, the first 2.5.

I’ve had so any people “figure things out” once they jettisoned me.

But that’s an anti-climax. They played boyfriend and girlfriend on TV, they got married, they have a kid. Dating Macaulay Culkin is the outlier.

Always remember, Ted Bundy was considered handsome.

“Probably”?

Whatsamattayou? You gotta someting wrong wit Italiano, how-you-say, stereotype-a?

Joey Lawrence plays a law professor.

Maybe they are. Maybe it’s all a big circular joke on the industry oh fuck it. It is what it is.

The rats will be here long after we’re a memory to no one.

You and I are special! Yay, ScarJo!

Why are you so angry? I’m agreeing with you! Being white and pretty and straight is awesome! Taylor Swift!

I do! And those who lost the genetic lottery and weren’t born straight white cis women just have to suck it up and be honoured that such a beautiful straight white cis woman would want to portray one of them!

You go girl! You tell those uppity non-straight-white-cis-women what’s what.

It’s so neat being a straight white cis woman.

That was a casting director, not a director -- she tells about two separate incidents. The condom story is about a casting director.

“A big director who’s got Oscars and is known for his social justice profile with some of these movies literally said to me at an end-stage audition meeting, ‘You know, as I look at you, my mind can’t help traveling from the artistic possibilities [to] the sexual.’”

Stone often makes political films but I’m not sure I’d call him someone with a “social justice profile”. 

I’ve done the Duchess slant and that ain’t it.

I was once 35. When I was 35 I thought 35 was old. How I wish I was 35 again.

So it’s the Charlize Theron I’m-pretty-but-in-make-up-I’m-ugly-give-me-an-Oscar kind of thing.