Watch out for weasel words:

It’s even better in Venn Diagram form.

Only 4 Presidents have been impeached or resigned

You wrote: “I get that you don’t like this person, but why the misgendering?” I get that you don’t like Zack, but why assign malice when simple thoughtlessness would apply? This could be fixed by simply saying “Hey, you used the wrong pronouns in a couple of places...”

who obtained his Ivy League degrees only by way of affirmative action

Hiring an actor to play the president just so you can berate him is a totally normal and mentally healthy thing to do. Why would you suggest otherwise?

I find it ironic that Moutos’s last name means to be mute. If only.

“#CenterMassUntilThreatDrops #Jesus” .... He read a different version of the bible than I did.

Real heroes don’t get killed in action! Real heroes lie about having bone spurs to avoid the action entirely!

I’ll NEVER forgive Obama for the time he ordered fancy mustard!!!! *CLENCHES FISTS IN RAGE!*

Hah!

Guys.

Yeah that comment was really on the nose.

Yep. He said one of the quiet parts out loud, didn’t he?

respect my rights and no one else’s

I guess Alaska is the right place to find a snowflake. White and melts easily.

He mauls Colonel Sanders regularly.

“Make no mistake: White people know birtherism is racism.”

Only the refs, umps, and officials are needed?