“I had for six months in my head, since the semifinals between Toronto and Milwaukee, how to stop Antetokounmpo.”

I don't understand why there's a picture of Night Monkey on an article about Spider-Man.

This, but mercy seasons instead. The Tigers and Orioles should have been on the golf course by the All Star Break.

So uncivilized...

That's... why I'm here.

I wonder if he means old Ben Kenobi...

Dick pic in the header is click bait.

4-Pointers from half court or gtfo.

Those would all be solid. Here are the ones I’d like to see:

I like Jane as the goddess of thunder, so this is an honest question, not shit stirring:

Toronto police were estimating 2 mill along the parade route.

I'm listening...

All I know is that the Warriors can’t possibly win this series without KD.

“Lowry, who never met a loose ball he didn’t chase with the reckless abandon of an adolescent *Newfoundland and* Labrador...”

Have those three EVER had a group scene together?

Oh boy.

You mess with this guy, he’s Gafencu up.

Serge just mad Gasol got the start at centre.. 

Clearly the message here is that Aaron Rogers refuses to bend the knee during the anthem.

No, she means that Cleo was River’s first wife. Jodie’s Doctor would be River’s second.