My father always told me to never look a gift horse in the mouth.

You know what I want? I want the Discovery stranded far from home, but not far in space. How about far in time? Have the spore drive do something time-wimey that sends the ship into the post-Voyager future, into the middle of a completely different war.

This is peripheral to the topic at hand to be sure, but something that struck me when I saw the movie was that it was a superhero movie WITHOUT any explicit (or even implicit) romantic plot or subplot. And, to be honest, I found that refreshing.

Having reread it... I retract my comment.

Just going based on that quote in which he doesn’t mention Rey by name... is there any chance he’s talking about Leia, as she masks her pain? Is it 100% that he’s talking about Rey?

Could it have been Eight?

I have decided that, rather than being a Star Trek prequel series, Discovery is a Fringe sequel series which takes place Over There. Much easier to enjoy.

Um... that was a Bugs Bunny joke...

Was that line in response to meeting Jaxxon for the first time? I mean, he’s pretty much a green Bugs...

“The color of the blade has no bearing on whether or not the wielder is ideologically good or evil, nor does lightsaber blade INFER the wielder’s gender.”

*Save Water

“Oh, we LIKE the idea of a Bride of Frankenstein movie, we’re just not MARRIED to it.”

My first thought, too. Trying to think how it could be done differently, though. Batman is the biggest seller, so telling this story in a Batman comic probably has the broadest impact.

“His knee was down, so it’s no good.”

Oh, gotcha gotcha. Fair enough!

Wait... what? There hasn’t been a Thor movie without Loki, unless there’s a joke I’m missing...

Luke: You killed my father!

Han: I think I’m going to ask Leia to marry me.

In a since-deleted Tweet, Mark Hamill suggested a fan eager to see the latest trailer should “watch Monday Night Football on Monday October 9th- for no reason in particular,” so expect a trailer that night.

You think that’s tough? I once made love in under five seconds! Didn’t get nearly as many high fives, though...