Smallville. I mean, I love it, but that’s a lot of seasons of objectively bad television. For more on this, see Lois and Clark.

Actually, I’m pretty sure they just built the cities where the major sports teams are. Or am I missing something?

WHY, 2017?? WHY???

The 1992 World Series says hello.

Soccer? I barely know her!

Win-Loss is different than winning %. Both of these guys played a good chunk of their careers in the era of ties.

Also... Luongo is like 100 games over .500, so I have no idea what your point was.

You’re really gonna double down on this, huh? Winning percentage may not be the most important stat in the world, but come on! It’s the hall of fame, not the hall of pretty good. Khabibulin doesn’t even pass the smell test. Is he a top ten goalie of the past 20 years? A top twenty goalie? Calling him a lock is just a…

Khabibulin has a losing record over the course of his career. So... you know...

I blame Lex Luthor and the Old Spice guy.

He’s going to doom the world. I’m calling it.

I hope he stays on as well, and I’d love to see him with some fresh material. His tenure as The Doctor has been a mixed bag in my mind. Some great (GREAT!), memorable scenes... but the stories have been forgettable at best. I have to think we credit him for those scenes and blame Moffat & co. for the stories.

I’ve determined this is a joke, and I apologize for falling for it.

You are remembering wrong.

That football... it says “Martha Martha Martha.”

My seven year old daughter to me this morning:

Actually, It was a Community joke...

I like that joke. But also, I don’t.

Stitches aren’t much of a threat, what with the free health care...

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