But wait, if zero is the numerator, the answer is always zero. And if the numerator is the same as the denominator, the answer is always one. But if you divide by zero, the answer is undefined. Oh my God, I'm afraid of Islam!

Yeah, that one didn't land. Feel free to ignore it. Something about the entire species being inbred led me there. I'm not proud. I respectfully withdraw the statement.

Which was also up her butt. The love for him, I mean.

Nothing you say can make incest OK.

No one ever learns anything from Kevin Bacon.

I can't… wait, you said Country Time. Me and my intense lemon allergy should be OK then.

I wholly approve of both of these methods. Although it is difficult to outrun a gang of embarrassed and already angry group of people while hauling a tuba. Just something to keep in the back of your mind.

Boy I can't wait until we have to deal with the first space murder.

Archie's mom actually prefers Survival Car.

I figured he'd be on there for the art (of the deal).

Isn't that weird?

In high school (late 902) this girl told me I look like Elton John. I did not take it as a compliment. And I'm pretty sure she didn't mean it as such.

I like to sleep on the bodies of my victims because they are (initially) so soft. Then I eat them.

To say nothing of Draw Butler.