RIP, old man. You’re going to wear all-white New Balances and complain about Obama within a year.

Does your guy stall his “hog” 3-4 times before actually being able to set off on his bi-monthly 15 minute ride?

I’ve NEVER seen them with metal balls at the ends. I’ve literally seen them just as strips of leather at the end of the handlebar. 

Wait. Are they not actually called tassels?

The “Most Annoying Baby Boomer on the Block” edition. Has a yellow Harley (softtail, tassels, low miles, loud pipes).

Thank you for reposting this. I can’t bring myself to go to deadspin. It smells over there. Like rage and sports-based ass slapping.

Up til now, the Kia Soul was the crossover for people over 60. It might remain that way too.

Nailed it. I’m making a little bit of money so i’m going to lease the second cheapest BMW or Audi, and ignore the fact that the black leather seating surfaces feel like cardboard.

I’m not a regular dad, i’m a cool dad.

A Fiat 500 (yuck) Abarth (yuck), that has been modified (yuck) beaten within an inch of its life by a yuppie hipster in Philly?

Tweed roof on the new Bentley, wool seats in the Range Rover Velar, and yet dorks who buy lease Audis still go with silver over black.

Chasing those “cool grandpa” dollars.

Painfully accurate.

0.00. In English, ZERO POINT ZERO FUCKING ZERO. We’re inundated with garbage political opinions all goddamn day long, and this place was my only respite from political tribery. Autoblog is written by people who don’t own, drive, or ever seen cars, and Road and Track is the only other place i take a look. Jalopnik has…

Proof that a company can’t survive financially just on cosplay. 

Is this...the new Mercedes SL550?

Toyota is going to discontinue the new Supra before we even get to see it without camouflage. EXCELLENT NEWS.

Thats the same demographic as the one i described.

Any of these still on the road today definitely have empty methamphetamine packets in every storage cubby.

Didn’t even bother reading. DO NOT BUY THIS.