Definitely nazi best idea.

OK, guess I should have saved my Adele clip for THIS article (unless Stassa, you wanna make a post all you own)

R’Amen!!

Or my aunt. The last time we had a family reunion, I kept a running tally of all the celebrity and fictional character names she screwed up - notably, correcting anybody who pronounced them correctly. Over the course of one weekend, we had:

I’m high functioning on the spectrum and I’m tired of it as being an excuse for asshole behavior.

I began ignoring the straw policy after that, and the manager dutifully ignored my ignoring of said policy.

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

That makes sense and their method acting worked well. I was miserable watching Crash.

Don’t forget “(You Better Stay) Silent (About This) Night”

Robin Thicke Sings: “Rapey the Snowman, Roofie the Red-Nosed Reindeer and Other Beloved Classics.”

That’s what I thought, too! I mean, I didn’t realize I thought that, but I imagined being completely enveloped in a big fleshy mom hug, in an overwhelmingly positive way.

Here’s hoping it lasts all the way to English! ;D

It’s lucky he was vaccinated.

My first thought reading about this article was “this guy hasen’t left his apartment in a year, and he is in a relationship”

The man even sucks at cheating on his diet! Fucking spumoni?!

sorry i cant hear you over your SOCIALISM

You know those balsamic-marinated cipollini onions that a lot of olive bars and salad bars have? THOSE. WHOA. What a difference! They’re hard to slice up ‘cause they’re little and slippery, but it’s so worth it.

That’s what I tell myself in the mirror every morning while I’m drinking my bourbon.

Just turned 45. Is my advanced degree going to save me?!?

So she went as a Kardashian?