frenchyfried
french_fry
frenchyfried

going through a real emotional journey concerning my feelings about frats today

“I BETTER CALL STACY - HER LITTLE BOYS RHEIGN AND XISTOPHER ARE SUCH NAUGHTY BOYS”

A girl can dream

This. No Paris no watch

I confess I have used that phrase; in my defense it was after arguing with a 3 year old about brushing their teeth. I agree it is a douche-y phrase and will strive to not use it in the future but, damn, getting your kids to brush their own f-ing teeth can be enraging.

Sometimes I think he’s a little short on the funny.

Uhm, excuse me... your article was incomplete. Here. I fixed it for you. Behold the Stewart. Bald before bald was cool. All hail Sir Patrick!

The head game is strong here:

I want to share this on Facebook and unfriend everyone that says anything bad about it. The Bautista Bat Flip is way better than any political litmus test. If you hate this, I probably hate you.

Aw, give them a break. They’re about to endure winter—and, even worse, six months of Maple Leafs hockey.

I say make time to dance alone with one hand waving free.

I don’t blame them for his addiction, I blame them for capitalizing on it for ratings.

i initially read that headline as

Thiiiiiiis. The length is a huge deal, especially since tights aren’t things you’re allowed to try on or return. The amount of money I’ve wasted on tights with misleading size charts on the labels is insane. Hue or nothing!

Thiiiiiiis. The length is a huge deal, especially since tights aren’t things you’re allowed to try on or return. The

Widely available, DOES NOT RUN OR PILL, lotsa colors, sizes fit great. I wear them every day, the way that other people wear pants, so I demand a whole lotta mileage outta my tights, and Hue Super Opaque are my #1 best.

Widely available, DOES NOT RUN OR PILL, lotsa colors, sizes fit great. I wear them every day, the way that other

Justin Bieber’s friends say he doesn’t drink or do drugs anymore.

I am completely skeptical about that part. (I don’t believe her lying eyes.)

It’s rude to tell me how to eat my pizza.

Hardest of the hard core.

You could have just said no instead of posting my heartfelt missive on the internet.