Either way it’s ripe for discussion, no matter what scale your using.

I think we may be the same person. Personally I loved nursing. I’m super lazy when it comes to fiddling with equipment and it was way easier for me than bottles. Plus it felt good to me, really relaxing, and I’m someone who normally has a hard time relaxing. Also drank wine. So it really depends on the person.

In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.

You’re never too old to be a bride.

Fuck. Marry. Kill.

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.

Fuckabee, don’t make me eat Doritos just to spite you...

Court records show he will appear in Los Angeles Superior Court on October 19.

Yeah, me too. Whatevs is right.

Greatest tweet of all time.

For fuck’s sake. The only time this “parenting technique” will work is if the kid dies. So congratulations. He’ll never drink again.

It appears that the problem is spreading across the world.

I was trying to minimize the twee factor by using his real name? (I think the SO naming thing is actually pretty cool) But you may call him Mandilyn. (Last night I dreamt I went to Mandilyn again)

Especially since everyone knows getting married guarantees Lesshead.

I own 3 stethoscopes, and used all of them during the course of my bedside nursing career. I bought the first one when I was accepted into nursing school, since it was part of the “required uniform” for student nurses. If I showed up to clinicals without it, I would be sent home. When I graduated and accepted a…

If only there was a way to turn back time to stop this madness. It’s like no one realizes that words are like weapons they wound sometimes.

I found a truncated version of his speech! All of his most salient ideas in just 1:05.

Samantha Bee had an excellent response to this