Balls!

Oh cum all ye faithful.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

I watched it via watching response videos and felt nauseous the rest of the day.

Next up: Tyres is all “bitch stole my look”

Maybe I’m just not a romantic, but there’s no time period I’d rather live in than this one. Or maybe the future. But right now we have disposable tampons, birth control, antibiotics, air conditioning, divorce laws, safe abortions (where available) and surviveable c-sections. I’m a cynic and I bitch a lot about what…

Hah! I made it to 26 without a STI! All I had to do was... uh... not be able to find a date. Dang it.

Every time Ed Sheeren comes up on this website, there are a tons of comments denigrating his looks. Why? We don’t do that to women on this website, particularly women who have expressed insecurity about their looks (as he has). He’s not a model. He’s a singer. Why do we think it’s ok to constantly put down his…

Lots of tripping going on in Eastern Europe these days.

He did!

Didn’t you guys see Taps? This totally holds water.

Isn’t there a video where a baby stops crying when he holds her? and then he gives the smuggest smile to Michelle Obama

When I go running, I fart. A lot. Normally I am running by myself so I just let them rip without shame, or until I am at least far enough away from the person running past me to claim a smelt it dealt it situation. So one night I had gone for a 5 mile jog at this park near my house (shout out to Green Lake) and I…

BOWEL MOVEMENT.

“I’ll cross that bridge when I close it”

But...

My name’s Joyce, and l noticed that you have not tasted any of the ambrosia salad...

I peel then shred fresh carrot into my salads at home. It’s delicious.

Yup, says the person currently living in California, if I’m not mistaken, where fresh and TASTY produce is available pretty much year round.

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.