Every Portland needs a pooper.

I hope that this is the entirety of this mess, but it’s probably just the tip.

Pretty ballsy move from that committee, I agree.

Now that I think about it. I should have been more naked in my 20s.

That’s false advertising. They really gave us the shaft.

Ain’t that some pool shift?

I think I can speak for Yoko by saying:

Once a woman came up to me and said you know who you look exactly like!? Johnny Depp! (I am a lady) It was so odd and she stared at me expectantly for a minute until I said Um, thank you?

Here in Canada, our hotel safes double as walk-in closets and also provide universal health care.

There is no Ecto cooler than you.

yeah, “canada’s” attitude towards pot is a misnomer. canadian citizens generally have no problems with legalizing and taxing it. police have far more important things to worry about. it’s generally viewed as harmless and no one really cares. canada’s government, on the other hand, thinks all the kids are going to be…

Seems like they Forgot about Dre

Is it bad that I read this whole thing and the only thing I retained was “peanut chicken in the slowcooker?”

She really knows how to pick-o de guy-o.

Nacho normal marriage proposal.

That’s a douchey picture, but it’s the unnecessary apostrophe in “peasant’s” that makes me want to punch him in the face.

Where does being extremely witty AND attractive rank?