Private Pyle?

I hope they can rinse all that santorum off of it.

Ya'll gonna make me lose my mesh.

Muhammad Ali..

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

crab water, gasoline, salt water, vinegar, with hints of citrus and alcohol.

I would just like to know where this guy is so I can marry him next. I'm not above marrying for money. I have student loan debt, man.

Is it weird that I read this item as:

Canadian milk?

"You really shouldn't call it a bowl if you aren't going to put soup in it!"

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

Thank you! I WAS SO PLEASED WITH THIS!

When did Bill Cosby move to Japan?

You ask and I deliver. :)

I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I'm beginning to think Suge Knight might not be a good person.

I lived briefly with my grandma after graduating from college. I was watching "The Pillow Book" one day, and she came in and asked, "Ooh, watching a movie? Well, maybe I'll just sit down and watch it with you!"

It's a small world after all

The recipe for the cake someone left out in the rain. Duh.

Just because people might not be able to eat out doesn't mean they shouldn't have just as much opportunity as anyone else to torment waitstaff!