I don’t currently have any in my fridge but I think every sandwich is improved with the addition of pickled onion.

Now I want stilton with red pepper jelly.

42-year-old professional single mom: I’m not high right now because it’s the middle of the day but what do you think puts the “fry” in this frenchie?

And the conservatives said he’d mandate brothels and pot shops in every neighbourhood; so there’s that to look forward to! :)

Wow, I really wish I hadn’t read that.

I just want that dude.

Also, “do you know who I am?”

As a Canadian, I heartily endorse this statement.

It probably goes without saying that you shouldn’t date him.

I would follow that anywhere.

The Wire, Season 1.

Me too!

My daughter is 8 and absolutely nothing about her is reasonable. Also unreasonable is any lawyer who agrees to take on this case. Is the lawyer 8?

I love the taste of black coffee. I wouldn’t lie to you. I’m also pretty sure I’m not psychotic. (Not positive, mind you, but pretty sure.)

I swear by Hue. You can buy them at The Bay and Legs Beautiful in Canada and probably at any department store in the States. The super opaque tights are the best (they make both control top and just regular waistline - I like both). At $19 CDN they aren’t cheap but one pair of tights typically lasts all winter so…

I swear by Hue. You can buy them at The Bay and Legs Beautiful in Canada and probably at any department store in the…

Maybe the cod ladies were looking for fish that didn’t swim?

Every woman is different but I loved nursing. I nursed my daughter for 16 months and never pumped or used formula. Please note, I’m not saying that’s what people SHOULD do. I was mostly lazy and found nursing easier than sterilizing bottles, preparing formula and pumping (which I technically never tried so maybe it…

Good point. I will bring them back and exchange them for beautiful lipstick and eye shadow. Or maybe a good foundation that will cover up my middle-aged acne.

Ha! Excellent. I really enjoyed reading this.

If I lived in Indiana, I’d call them up right now and order some of that Gay Pizza. Just kidding. I still wouldn’t want their pizza. It’s made with hate.