Guy filming was on a pony.

The guy filming was on a unicycle.

I’m surprised at you, Kristen. This is pretty bougie. My Bentayga (I don’t have a Bentayga) has two badges and even that is a little gauche.

Anyone ever think that Tesla operates like a pyramid scheme? I mean, they always announce these products like 2 years out and ask for cash deposits if interested. Then when the product reaches the launch date, it barely trickles out then all of a sudden, new products are announced again with another 2 year wait with…

(announcer’s hushed voice)

Is there a calculator for people who don’t live permanently in the year 1990 and do actual modern contract work as a sole-proprietor LLC? If you’re a salaried employee in an office somewhere, it’ll be a couple hundred this way or that way. Big whup. But the plan stands to affect the entire recommended business…

Soon we’ll be letting emotional support cars on planes.

Cop: Now I’m gonna let you off with a warning here since it’s your first time.

Don’t forget to get a PO box to use as your address. Also use a disguise when you appear in person, and pay only in small bills. When you leave, circle a block on the way home to check if you are being followed.

I really like the cars and coffee edition

There may have been, and I may be winning.

So many taquito references today.

Jason in a dog food commercial...... selling out to the big canned meat corporations....

The Grable video (the first one) is extraordinary, why/how would you even want that much fire power from an artillery gun?

Extra low mileage Murcielago for sale. Recently serviced, fresh paint. Only 37k miles! Asking $250,000 or best. No lowballers, this is a RARE car, I know what I have.

GNX... GNX... GNX... GNX... (Paints pentagram on the floor. The sacrificial LS is placed in the center) GM GODS HEAR ME! I SACRIFICE ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN IN HOPES OF SUMMONING THAT WHICH IS MOST HATED IN THE GM FAMILY! I SUMMON DEATH INCARNATE! BRING FORTH GNX!

God’s work.

Confirmed, right from the part bin

I am very curious here. Trump and the National Security Team do not plan raids. This was done by Naval Special Warfare Group with approval from CENTCOM. Anyone in the long chain from the LTjg up to the 4 star could have stopped this raid if they felt it was going sideways before they hit the ground. That the Op went…

People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.