The Holly Jameson story reminds me of something that happened to me at a CVS a few weeks ago while I was was waiting to pick up a prescription. One of the two pharmacists was helping an elderly woman with lots of insurance issues so the other pharmacist was taking care of everyone else. The woman in front of me was…

I really hope that couple from the coffee story are still together and fighting crime with funky disco beats, choreographed truck moves, and the unwavering ability to tell someone to shut the fuck up.

the devil himself evicts his worst tenants

OK FOLKS!!!

Whenever there’s a story about someone spilling something on a customer, I think of a personal story, which actually doesn’t include the wait staff at all. A few years ago, my wife and I went out for food and drinks with my dad, my sister and her new-ish boyfriend. They’d been dating for a few months, but this would…

This is the perfect way to start a Monday Pinkham. I’m sitting at my desk, tear stained and smiling at all of these stories.

Words to live by, If you’ve got a coupon or there’s some special deal going on (5 cent burgers, who the hell thought that was a good idea?) always make an effort to tip on the bill you would have had without the deal.

Santa/Trucker: “YOU GET PRESENTS! HO HO HO!”

C’mon. He has a draft of a strategy for a plan to address most of the issues. And in a few months, there will be details. What more do you want from the guy?

There is no such thing as a gotcha moment. Either your answer is sufficient or it’s bullshit; just because you happen to hold a shitty opinion doesn’t mean you get to voice it in a vacuum or not answer questions about it.

The same thing, if they want to ever successfully recruit athletes.

“Ah, they’re just looking for a gotcha moment, so let me LITERALLY blame black students for structural racism. That’ll give them what they want and keep the heat off”

I can’t imagine having that goober in that video as your school president. What the absolute fuck.

As a black student at the University of Missouri, I can't tell you how amazing it has been to see how the athletic department and students of all colors coming together for this.

Let the record show that I am a 32 year old educated man with a wife and son and, until today, I thought there was an offshoot of the German language spoken in Austria called Austrian.

What about the many women who surely loved him before this one?

They’ll write more books and give seminars after their third marriages have ended. They should call it the White Steve Harvey Tour.

Dan Savage, really? He hates him some fat people and bi people.

Now is probably a good time to let y’all know that the word “berk” in England is a slang synonym for “cunt.”

For a switch hitter to say this, it’s shocking.