This is just like the USWNT/MNT pay dispute, except in that case the pre-determined losers get paid more.

I am a through and through Arsenal fan but you know what? Fuck it, I love this guy. I love this team and this entire story.

Wait till you hear her music.

Probably the hospital.

Ah yes, the St. Louis Blues bandwagon, where fair-weather fans hitch their hopes and dreams every April, and then un-hitch those hopes and dreams later in April.

If Jordan sat out a game in the playoffs, the 95-96 Bulls would have won by 37. That’s how much better Jordan is than Curry.

MLS Play of the Year candidate.

Look out, Jerry West’s dribbling silhouette, Sean Kilpatrick’s exasperated expression of utter futility and incompetence just may become the new NBA logo.

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

“I wonder what kind of trade value Joan from Payroll has”

The kids call him “G-d Shammg-d.”

My mom says I’m a catch.

Oh no, it’s totally legal, that’s why the can was covered in tape, the referees replaced the ball and there is an article on Deadspin.

http://climate.nasa.gov/scientific-con…

The following scientific organizations categorically state man made climate change is occurring, and that the Earth is, in fact, warming due to human activity:

NASA

The parody becomes even more on-point when you learn he wasn’t paid for this.

“...his genitals came flying out of his shorts while trying to beat five seconds.”