That's a better use for carrots than eating them.

You can be a geek from any era just by shopping for "retro safety glasses" on Amazon :)

Looks like a recipe for an asskicking or universal shit mocking on any job site I've been on.

Oh god. Can you imagine coming home drunk? Seven flights of stairs, the narrow corridor, and at the end the apartment is a puzzle box. Yeesh.

oh, god damn it.

I propose that members of congress be dressed in the various options and put on the ground in Afghanistan to determine which camo is most effective. For science.

You may joke about it, but I've friends who are biochemists and tell me this every single day. We are fucking up with our chances to find so many incredible compounds for EVERYTHING, not only medicine applications.

Harmless water vapor? Water vapor is the most prevalent greenhouse gas there is. You can probably look up in the sky and see the stuff right now!