fremenlaw
Smiling Spock
fremenlaw

Don’t link your portfolio page to a DeviantArt page that is full of furry porn, or show that you associate with a massive number of furry porn fiends.

Yeah, fuck me for providing helpful context for people who may be curious about reviews like this but have never played a Panzer General-style game.

He broke up with Cassie.

Because you requested, and because I literally couldn’t think of anything else ....

Because Bob is always smiling!

My only problem with this character is that she doesn’t look old enough to be Heihachi’s wife, nor Kazuya’s mother. I know the game would probably have an explanation for this, but it is a missed opportunity to have an older woman kicking ass on a fighting game. A real shame.

It’s true, this man has no dick.

Winter might be coming, but he sure ain’t.

Video game dicks are hard!

Great effects! I know it’s meant to be fun and jokey but I almost couldn’t finish this because of chief getting his ass kicked by a few normal guys.

they have to in order to keep ahead of the local flora and fauna.

You know, for all the computer effects they’ve got whizzing around, I’m more impressed by the practical stuff they slide in everywhere, smashing everything up.

YOOOOOOOOO.... AHAHAHAHAHAHA!