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Spoiler alert:

maybe it will be something like this:

Alabama?

He didn’t say he didn’t want an SUV, he said he didn’t need an SUV, which is the case for 99 percent of SUV buyers.

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

They're never driven fast, just revved insanely loud at every stop light.

Indeed, but if you look closer the Dodge Ram 2500 takes the asshole cake.

who the fuck is speeding in a wrangler, those things are scary when you go fast!

Come over and sit on Uncle Annie’s knee. I want to tell you about a time decades ago when paying to get the pictures out of a camera was an everyday occurrence for millions of people...

Isn’t an “Edison style” bulb, by definition, supposed to be made of stolen ideas?

“Don’t use this vehicle for its intended use - as a work vehicle.”

Man, Kinja Deals really fucked up by missing these!

that’s great. Now we just need to send it up the chain to get the design blessed off on.

When Jalops will consider buying a 2020 model

Plain and simple, unless you’re passing, stay the fuck out of the left lane. 

Good God someone needs to. I swear if I see a Mamma Mia Monopoly set I am getting my flamethrower from the trunk of the Tesla. 

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Alright, fellow late-twenty/early-thirty-somethings. Let’s agree we’re not going to react to this, we’re just going to calmly say it’s condescending, weird that a generation that raised us would spend so much time laughing about our problems, and is based on a profile of stereotypes that treat weird specific internet…

“A computer does your job now! Go directly to jail.”